hey girls… did you know… that um… bisexual people are allowed to refer to their same gender attraction as gay or, when it applies, refer to other traits about themselves as gay, without someone who got their women and gender studies degree on tumblr.edu correcting them
I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”
my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut
me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it
me literally a minute later: